Dear Doorbell Ditchers:

I understand your need to pull pranks.
I enjoy a good prank myself.
I knew it was you, it was obvious.
I did not open the door.
I even waited at the door, hoping to catch you if you returned.
(Just like last time.)
You did not come back.

What I do not understand. . .

How did you know that I only had a few hours of sleep last night.
How did you know I was up for 22 hours before then.
How did you know you would wake me up.
How did you know I would not be able to go back to sleep.

As long as I'm up, I am going to enjoy one of THESE.
A major sugar overdose won't hurt me now!